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Football finally carries the day

dwp007, hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Did your 5 year old nephew write that last post for you? Because it sounds like it was written with a 5 year-olds intellect.

I'm not really concerned about "past posts of others" since they were written by your in-bred hillbilly 1st cousins, you know, the ones you used to date.

April 22, 2012 at 1:34 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Starters rout reserves, 65-0

Wow, some of you guys are easily impressed. They beat their SUBS!! That was a waste of time, watching practice would have been more entertaining than today's exhibition. I guess everybody needed to feel good about something since Dorrellgate and whipping up on your own reserves did the trick.

Maybe Arkansas can schedule some high school teams to play next fall and everyone can get all excited about that. Wait, they already do that with Jacksonville State and La-Monroe. Missouri St and New Mexico. Tennesee Tech and UTEP.

If Arkansas puts down Alabama next year I'll be impressed. But beating up on your subs is not going to impress anyone other than some in-bred hillbilly hicks with IQs lower than Jessica Dorrell's. wps

April 22, 2012 at 12:23 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Football finally carries the day

dwp007, there you go running your mouth like the little b$tch you are without making any sense. It's sad they let idiots like yourself get on here and spout off with their ignorant, hick, uninformed, trailer-trash views.

Mullet was a joke, kind of like you on your posts. Maybe that's why you identify with him. Since you are both trailer-trash losers.

April 22, 2012 at 12:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Pressed, Dorrell explains gift, car

Uh, I think "candy" is codeword for something else is Jessica Dorrell-speak.

April 21, 2012 at 3:52 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Football finally carries the day

dwp007, so your top 2 choices are (1) a guy who has never head-coached in his life and (2) Paul Petrino. Are you serious? Or just really that foolish? I think the latter when I see you said Ryan Mullett had something "wise" to say.

April 21, 2012 at 3:40 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Petrino supporters rally at University

Dang HogAuthority, I know the situation is grim but let ua87 coach over Malzahn. Dude, you REALLY don't like gus! If ua87 was coach we would go back to the 50s and only have white players. I don't think that would turn out too well from a competitive standpoint. Heck, ASU might even be able to play with Ark then. :) :) :)

I hope for Josh Morgan's sake the marriage is off. But evidently Jessica Dorrell is some sort of sorceress and can cast spells on men to make them do unfreakingbelievable stupid crap.

April 13, 2012 at 1:16 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Petrino supporters rally at University

HogAuthority, if they go after Malzahn it will be on the down-low and you will only hear about it IF Malzahn agrees to take it. Because he couldn't afford the backlash of being interested in the UA job and not getting it. I think Malzahn is the one guy who can save Ark from this mess. And he's pretty normal, but his wife is batsh&t crazy.

Booby's flameout has to be close to a all-time record for screwing up. That $20,000 payout didn't make Booby or Jessica look very good. You know that Jessica Dorrell got offered a 1st class ticket out of Arkansas? But she turned it down because she only rides coach!

April 11, 2012 at 5:59 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Bobby Petrino Releases Statement

Jordan, you and your little buddy Booby Petrino have something else in common. You are both dumber than a box of rocks.

You LOVE Booby? Really, you LOVE him? Does HogAuthority know about this? He's going to be very jealous. Maybe you and Booby can sit around together and come up with some new toilet jokes for you.

April 11, 2012 at 2:04 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Long’s tall order: Determining Petrino’s fate

Jordana, you ate 6 tacos??? What do you weigh, 500 lbs??

April 11, 2012 at 1:56 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Hogs AD dealing with one big headache

HogAuthority, whoa, for a minute there I thought you were going to blame this whole mess on ASU! I can guarantee you ASU wishes this had never happened because now UA is going to come to Jonesboro to try to steal our coach.

And even though I am a ASU fan also, I think Malzahn should take the UA job if it gets offered to him. Because if he turns it down, he probably won't get asked again in this lifetime. I think he is the one coach that could salvage this mess for Ark.

April 11, 2012 at 1:52 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )